BATRISHA POSTER!

The K-Zone poster book is on sale now and contains a chilling new image to stick on your wall of your crypt.

BATRISHA WEBCHAT TRANSCRIPT.

K-ZoneOnline (Steve): Hey Guys, Batrisha will be here at 4.30! Start submitting your questions now! See you soon!
JORDAN: Hay Steve Im in New Zealand! What time would it be for us because it is 5:05 here!
K-ZoneOnline (Steve): It's 3.05 now, so our 4.30 will be 6.30pm for you!
JORDAN: Oh Man! I have got to go soon!
K-ZoneOnline (Steve): Hey Batrisha- checling in early are you? Say hit to Jordan!
K-ZoneOnline (Steve): Gosh my spelling sucks!
Batrisha: Hello Jordan. Vill you be comink back later to chat?
Batrisha: I must have scared him avay. He vill be back.
Ms_Vanitiy: Hey
nkbswe14: hi
Batrisha: Hey. Do you have a question for me?
Batrisha: Hello.
nkbswe14: Batrisha,is your comic out in Aussie?
Batrisha: I haff a comic in K-Zone and two coffin-shaped story books out in bookshops.
nkbswe14: I know, i cant find them anywhere :(
K-ZoneOnline (Steve): Batrisha returns in the October issue of K-Zone on sale at newsagents and supermarkerts!
nkbswe14: I have all the K-Zone collection, I just want the comic book...
Kane2001: hello batrisha! my name is Kane
Batrisha: Ze books are also available in Target stores (along vith my t-shirts)
nkbswe14: Cool, I'll have a look
Kane2001: i like garlic! do you like garlic batrisha?
Batrisha: Hello Kane. Do you have a question for me?
Batrisha: You are tryink to catch me out, aren't you?
Kane2001: when will the new batrisha toys be released?
nkbswe14: there are gonna be toys!?
Batrisha: Zey are still in production. Vot special features vould you like see in ze toys?
Batrisha: Zat is right. Have you not looked on my veb site?
Kane2001: yes i would like to see the special feats the batrisha beanies.
nkbswe14: i didn't know there was a website...whats the link?
Batrisha: Do you mean a beanie you vear on your head?
Batrisha: it's veddy easy to remember... www.batrisha.com
Kane2001: no silly! the beanies toys that you can hug them and they are filled with beans got it?
nkbswe14: makes sense
Batrisha: Zorry, Kane. I am from Bloodisvostok and know nothink of these beanie toys.
nkbswe14: clever, the link to books is at the bookshelf
Kane2001: hey batrisha.i remember when you ate all the spagetti and spat it to the dog It was so funny!!
Batrisha: You have a good memory. I had to zat, as the sauce had garlic in it.
mohamedxp: Batrisha how is it like being a vampire?
Batrisha: nkb: Did you like ze animations? I sink a cartoon based on me vould be good, huh?
nkbswe14: Who knows that your a vampire?
Kane2001: how old are you batrisha?
Batrisha: It is not zo bad. Ze only bad bit is beink ze same age forever, as you have to repeat ze same year of school, over and over.
rapper3: wats on ww.batrisha.com?
rapper3: yo batrisha, u should hav our own book
Batrisha: nkb: only my friends, Shannon and Lili.
Batrisha: kane: I am 3000 years old. How old are you?
mohamedxp: if you bite people do they become vampires
Batrisha: rapper: Zere is infomation about me, my books, etc. Some animations and a link to my Weblog diary.
Kane2001: im 10 years old.
Batrisha: Yes, but I don't bite people as I have a Bloodberry bush at home.
penick: hi yall
Batrisha: I became a vumpire vhen I was 13. Not zo lucky for me.
penick: Hi Batrisha, What is it like being a vampire?
Kane2001: is your grandpa dead,batrisha?
penick: Batrisha what are the downsides of being a vampire?
yoyo_man: What is your parets names???
maddy_rox_sox1: how old are u
yoyo_man: do you have a boyfriend
forevercharmed: How did you become a vampire?
maddy_rox_sox1: what year was it when u became a vanpire
penick: Is Shannon an annoying Brother?
yoyo_man: DO you like K-zone mag
Batrisha: Vot is your favorite Batrisha story so far?
penick: Batrisha will you ever release a book of comics of you
dontmesswifme: do u like halloween
nkbswe14: My favorites are The shopping one where you win the race and the test
penick: my favourite batrisha story is A bad Sport
yoyo_man: How is it that darren knoes your a vampire
ninjaturtles1: hello
dontmesswifme: i like all the batrisha sories
ninjaturtles1: hello
starwars8: i reckon it would be mad being a vampire
Batrisha: It is okay. I get to ztay out late and fly around.
dontmesswifme: do u have a best friend
starwars8: my fave Batrisha story is the ones where you get to fly around
penick: Batrisha do alot of people tease you at school because your a vampire?
Batrisha: maddy: It vos 3000 years ago. I can hardly remember.
starwars8: 3000 years is a long time
nkbswe14: 3001 is also a long time
dontmesswifme: do u have ne pets
dontmesswifme: what is ur fave coplor
dontmesswifme: what o u do in ur spare time
Batrisha: pen: Yes, as a matter of vact. Kids can be so cruel! But I don't care.
starwars8: yeah
starwars8: you could just bite off their heads?
Batrisha: yoyo: My parents are Vilma and Vladimir Belfry.
Kane2001: can i become a vampire batrisha
Batrisha: dont: Red, of course.
dontmesswifme: do u watch tv much
dontmesswifme: what is ur fave book
penick: Batrisha what is it like living with Vilma, Vladimire & shannon
Batrisha: pen: Downzides are not ever getting old enough to get my drivers licence.
Batrisha: dont: My best (and only) friends are Shannon and Lili.
dontmesswifme: kewl
Batrisha: don't: I only watch old black and white movies and hate Buffy.
Batrisha: yoyo: I love ze good people at K-Zone for publishing all my adventures.
Kane2001: what is your fave drink batrisha?
dontmesswifme: if uould have dinner with ne1, dead or alive, who would itbe
Batrisha: forever: How I became a vumpire is a veddy long and sad story vitch I don't like to talk about.
starwars8: ok
starwars8: what grade are you in at school?
Batrisha: pen: My real brother is Batrick but my 'brother' in my exchange student family is Damien. and yes, he is VEDDY annying.
starwars8: your website is pretty cool
Batrisha: dont: I vould have dinner vith Dracula.
Kane2001: do you like mighty beanz batrisha!?
starwars8: are you related to Van Helsing?
starwars8: he is a vampire
Batrisha: pen: Zere already IS books about me. Check my vebsite for more info.
Batrisha: kane: I can arrange it, if you like.
ninjaturtles1: what are your hobbies
Batrisha: kane: MY fave drink is Bloodberry juice or if I can't find zat, red cordial.
penick: what do you dressup as in Halloween Or do you go asy your slef?
Batrisha: don't: I LOVE halloween, of course. I vish every day could be like zat.
starwars8: on your website, is your father on the far left?
dontmesswifme: r u into clothes and syuff, like music
dontmesswifme: what grade r u in at schoo
Batrisha: star: Van Helsing... He is a vampire SLAYER, is he not?
starwars8: does that mean he kills vampires?
starwars8: which means we dont like him then?
Batrisha: yoyo: NOt Darren, Damien. He spys and me, ze little rat!
Kane2001: what is your fave PS2 game batrisha?
Batrisha: ninja: My hobbies include playing vith all my creepy pets and writing poetry.
Batrisha: star: I am Year 7.
starwars8: i am in year seven too Batrisha!
Batrisha: kane: I love all ze games.
penick: Batrisha I love your website it awsome
ninjaturtles1: kewl
dontmesswifme: what is tha best adice u hav ever been given
starwars8: is Steve online? from K-Zone?
Batrisha: star: I hate all slayers. Make no miSTAKE!
K-ZoneOnline (Steve): Hi Starwars- I'm here- Batrisha is so cool isn't she!
ninjaturtles1: whats up steve
dontmesswifme: im in year 8 batrisha, when u get to it, dont worry too much when u get to it, it is fun
Batrisha: dont: I have many, many weird pets hidden in the cellar. You vill meet my pet vampire cat soon in K-Zone.
starwars8: Batrisha is probably oone of the best comics in K-Zone, who else thinks that?
Batrisha: pen: Sank you! I am just about to add more stuff soon.
ninjaturtles1: iz it true your cat has two tails
Batrisha: star: You have excellent taste.
dontmesswifme: im on ur site at the moment and i really like i, its great, i like how u have done it
starwars8: im sure you do to!
Batrisha: don't: Always brush your fangs before bed.
starwars8: good idea
nkbswe14: I agree with starwars8
Batrisha: ninja: Yes! How did you know?
Batrisha: pen: Zere is no need to dress up.
ninjaturtles1: i saw it in comic
penick: Good one did the old man die that you scared last halloween?
Batrisha: dont: Sank you. Vot else vould you like to see on ze site?
K-ZoneOnline (Steve): Hey ninja Turtle Man- Thank goodness for the weekend hey!
ninjaturtles1: what iz your web site called
dontmesswifme: umm... lots of ur comics, they r just magnificant
nkbswe14: On the site...games and interviews
ninjaturtles1: yeah
starwars8: mad
Batrisha: pen: No, it vos just shock. He gave me tons of lollies to go away.
Batrisha: nija: Ze vebsite has no name but is located at www.batrisha.com
starwars8: 12
Batrisha: I am just about to put some of ze older comics up on ze site.
Kane2001: what did you get for xmas batrisha?
Justie: hi
starwars8: that wouuld be mad if you put comics on your site
Batrisha: pen: I live vith the Paynes as an exchange student right now. I am veddy homesick.
ninjaturtles1: your cats awesome whats its name
nkbswe14: IM going to a camp soon for a few weeks ill get homesick
Batrisha: don't: I like to vear ze same outfit every day and I love dark music.
nkbswe14: i still reckon games are a good idea
Batrisha: kane: Mighty Beans vould be better if zere was vun with me on it.
starwars8: you would make a kool Mighty Bean
Kane2001: do you like meat pizza with blood?
penick: I actually no the desinger of mighty beens his my dads friend's son
Batrisha: dont: My spare time is spent hanging out in the cellar vith all my pets.
Batrisha: ninja: My cat is a rare Japanese vampire cat called Suki.
ninjaturtles1: steve whos your fav hero
ninjaturtles1: sweet name for a cat
Batrisha: dont: The Slippery Shadow and The Strange Exchange Student by Dillon Naylor.
Batrisha: kane: Yum!
K-ZoneOnline (Steve): My fave hero is Batman -
ninjaturtles1: mine iz indiana jones
Batrisha: justie: Hi! Vot are you doink on ze weekend?
penick: Batrisha Do you want me to ask the designer of the mighty beans to make one of you?
Kane2001: can you sleep in a coffin?
dontmesswifme: r coffin's comfortable
Batrisha: kane: I can... but don't. I don't like splinters.
Batrisha: pen: Yes, zat vould be sweet of you.
Batrisha: dont: No. I prefer to hang upside down.
Kane2001: tell me your fave games on PS2.
ninjaturtles1: who iz your hero batrisha
dontmesswifme: is it uncomfortable to hang upside down
Kane2001: what are you have ing for dinner?
Batrisha: dont: It's very relaxing, actually. Try it.
ninjaturtles1: what time are u going off line
Batrisha: ninja: my hero is Dracula. I have all his posters up on my wall.
dontmesswifme: what do u like to eat
Batrisha: kane: Vot is the vun where you get to run over people in ze car? Zat is cool.
penick: the game is GTA3 or GTA vice city
Kane2001: Grand theft auto 3
Batrisha: don't: I am supposed to eat Bloodberries but I also like chocolate.
Batrisha: vot games you guys like best?
starwars8: lord of the rings is pretty kool
penick: Batrisha what time do you disconnect from thiis chat!
Kane2001: my fave games are simpsons hit and run It's cool!
dontmesswifme: what time do u usually have to go to bed : pen: I loved ze movies... but not enough vampires in zem.
Batrisha: i'm not sure ven K-Zone vill pull ze plug on me.
starwars8: i hope not 2 soon!
K-ZoneOnline (Steve): Well I"m heading off but Batrisha can stay if she wants- Can call you call me Batrisha!
Batrisha: dont: I pretend to go to bed vhen everyone else does but as i'm not really alive I don't need to sleep, zo I read or watch tv all night.

ninjaturtles1: steve cya
Batrisha: vell, I do von't to get back to my Platstation game. I vill answer vun more question. vun more question.
dontmesswifme: bye steve
K-ZoneOnline (Steve): Last Question for Batrisha...
dontmesswifme: batrisha, is there a way we can contact u
K-ZoneOnline (Steve): I have opened up another general chat room for you all to talk in
penick: Steve can you please send me all the kzone magazine covers through email
K-ZoneOnline (Steve): Hey Pennick, I will put them on the web soon. when we have a birthday issue we do a poster of all the covers!
Batrisha: don't: you can email ze guy zat draws my comics and he vill pass on ze message to me. You vill find a contact area on my site www.batrisha.com.
starwars8: Thanks for coming Batrisha
K-ZoneOnline (Steve): Thank Batrisha for talking with us today everyone!
Batrisha: well... zat's it for me. Thanks for ze chat. Bye!
Broady: Hey
K-ZoneOnline (Steve): You can write to her via www.batrisha.com
starwars8: cya
dontmesswifme: thanx heaps batrisha for coming batrisha
dontmesswifme: u r so cool
penick: Thanks Batrisha for chatting to us and wour the best Vampire Girl and u ROCK!!!!
dontmesswifme: we all love u
Batrisha: aw, you guys would make me blush... except I cant. I have no blood in cheeks or anywhere. bye!

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PIZZA THE ACTION

Batrisha creator, Dillon, will be in Belgrave Library talking about writing and drawing comics, books, etc, with his mouth full of pizza.

Details:

http://www.ld.swin.edu.au/festivalofwords/program1.htm